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Started by Eric V Arachnid, December 16, 2014, 12:42:08 PM

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OldGit

Sorry, folks, Eric has sequestered all the remaining puns.  We'll see if his tactic Works.

(Knows a furious argument will start about the status of MS Works.) ;D

Eric V Arachnid

#31
It fell off the back of truck.



Misanthropic Curmudgeon

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on December 28, 2014, 11:12:36 AM
It fell off the back of truck.



Nice!

No visible dents, four new tires, seat belt, frontal basket...check, check, check and check. I like that it's red, one could more easily see unlicensed drivers coming I suppose. Good for people who have a plastered knee and are somewhat desperate to go places. The fact that it doesn't pollute is a plus.

Unfortunately I've hoarded so much already I don't see how that can fit in my small house.  :-\


I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Eric V Arachnid

#33
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 28, 2014, 12:16:57 PM
Unfortunately I've hoarded so much already I don't see how that can fit in my small house.  :-\

You know your mother isn't going to put up with the wheelbarrow.
The wombat you traded me was brought up amongst Capybaras .
It's whining and keeping me up at night.

I'll trade for a pleasantly natured Capybara.


Misanthropic Curmudgeon

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: Eric V Arachnid on December 28, 2014, 01:07:47 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on December 28, 2014, 12:16:57 PM
Unfortunately I've hoarded so much already I don't see how that can fit in my small house.  :-\

You know your mother isn't going to put up with the wheelbarrow.
The wombat you traded me was brought up amongst Capybaras .
It's whining and keeping me up at night.

I'll trade for a pleasantly natured Capybara.

:D I won't even mention how we've been transporting her other than it involves a wheeless chair and a lot of struggling.



I've found a Cabybara for you. He's house trained and great with little wombats I'm told. He only insists that somebody  brush his fur four times a day and keep his nails relatively short.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Eric V Arachnid

I recently acquired a nail clipping of toe of Essie Mae.
Misanthropic Curmudgeon

xSilverPhinx

Is it a talisman or something?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Pasta Chick

I've got this whole kit from Eric.  He was hoarding it for himself while trying to give you all those cheap One Direction brushes.  I'm holding it ransom until he appropriates something I really want. 




Biggus Dickus

Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 30, 2014, 03:24:21 PM
I've got this whole kit from Eric.  He was hoarding it for himself while trying to give you all those cheap One Direction brushes.  I'm holding it ransom until he appropriates something I really want. 





Good move PC.

I think Eric is secretly a hoarder. This is the same kind of crappy gifts my hoarding Auntie used to give me when I was a kid.

I believe an intervention may be necessary.
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Eric V Arachnid

#39
Quote from: Pasta Chick on December 30, 2014, 03:24:21 PM
I've got this whole kit from Eric.  He was hoarding it for himself while trying to give you all those cheap One Direction brushes.  I'm holding it ransom until he appropriates something I really want.  





>:(

You atheists are so cruel,
I'm so palish and fun to be with.
It isn't right I'm treated this way.
Misanthropic Curmudgeon

xSilverPhinx

^I'd bet that nail clipping he's holding onto gets people to channel MusicLovingAtheist. If that's the case then I don't want it.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey